Purchase https://www.amazon.com/Installing-Linux-Dead-Badger-Snyder/dp/1894953479
(see attached screenshot as well)
Follow the steps to get Linux installed on the badger. Distro of choice is vüDü with a default installation, no changes on the partitioning (badger had no physical damage.)
Installation went well, and no badger was harmed during the installation process.

Now try to install Zabbix agent. Due to lack of installer (should I make a separate feature request?) i tried to compile it from sources:

Written on a scroll, i tried to install the prerequisites:

git vim wget gcc make mysql-devel libxml2-devel net-snmp-devel OpenIPMI-devel libevent-devel libcurl-devel pcre-devel httpd php-fpm php-json php-gd php-bcmath php-ctype php-libxml php-xmlreader php-session php-sockets php-mbstring php-gettext php-ldap php-openssl php-mysqli mysql-server mysql-libs autoconf automake

This seemed successful as I did not get any error message whatsoever. Next i tried to install the agent, by downloading the source code (https://git.zabbix.com/rest/api/latest/projects/ZBX/repos/zabbix/archive?format=zip) and compiled it with:

./configure  --enable-agent 

However, i get the following error:

Error: Your badger is damaged too severe. **process cancelled**

The scrolls are giving purple flames (kernel panic) and i do not seem to get further into the process.

It seems Zabbix agent is not acting well on a dead badger, and even causing kernel panics.

Expected:
Zabbix agent working on vüDü 3.2, on my dead badger