If Zabbix summit 2024 has thought us anything, it is that the Zabbix userbase wants more AI integration. Let's be real, It's 2025 and AI is all the hype. But it doesn't stop there!

Modern infrastructure is more than just CPU, RAM, and disk space. It's about feelings.
We propose the most important Zabbix feature to date that uses ambient telemetry and AI to determine the emotional state of our monitored hosts.

Key Features:

• New item key: system.mood[]

Returns values like:
Anxious
{}Overworked
{}Idle but existentially confused
{}Burnt out
{}Happy (often displayed post-reboot)
{}Ready to explode.

• Suggested template trigger expression:

   last(/Ambient vibes by Mood sensors/system.mood)="burnt out" 

  will trigger: "Host Server01 is experiencing burnout. Consider a vacation or a scheduled downtime."

• Support for mood-based escalations:

• • If mood = anxious for >30m, notify senior sysadmin to display calming GIFs and Memes.

• • If mood = overworked, automatically scale horizontally (and tell the host it's not alone).

• • If mood = Idle but existentially confused, nuke neural network datacenter immediately. 

• We also propose a new Integration with Spotify to adjust playlist based on the server's mood (optional).

Requirements:

• AI neural network in Zabbix datacenter for mood detection
• Microphone access in server rack (to pick up fan noise and interpret tone).
• Scent diffuser hardware and speakers (for sale in Zabbix store) coming Q4 2025.
  • Some mockups for the hardware:

We look forward to seeing the implementation of this new great feature! Thank you.

Kind regards,

The team at Opensource ICT Solutions